So, driving along was I, when alongside the road were the oddest collection of large bricks. It was exactly how I imagined that Legoland would be! But these weren't plastic, and were even larger than I had imagined.
What could be the meaning of this? What sort of people might have created this mysterious construction? It looked like it was old, even older than the oldest Lego I'd ever seen, which was from, like, 1963 I think.
Ah, but in the end, everything has a simple explanation, doesn't it! It was yet another attempt at somehow attracting patrons to more greasy English food! An advertisement, spanning time, in a language that needs no phrasebook.