I saw a man trying with all his
might to push a nail into the
wall with his fingers.

I asked, "Why don't you use a

He replied, "Damn it! I'm on a
tight schedule. I don't have
_time_ to get a hammer."

I found a hammer, crept up
behind him, and bashed his
fucking brains out. And stole
his nail, besides.

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